I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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