belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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