Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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