My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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