I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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