i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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