hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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