so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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