bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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