It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
