Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
