I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
