Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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