we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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