Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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