summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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