You're completely useless in the revolution.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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