i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
