youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They took my balls.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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