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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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