Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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