People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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