i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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