You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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