I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
