At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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