It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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