I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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