Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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