Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
