I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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