god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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