I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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