I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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