There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
