A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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