Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
