And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Your penis caused this!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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