If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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