redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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