she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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