She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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