I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I believe in your delicious
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Randomize
