paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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