I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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