it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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