I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
