I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
