He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
how drunk are you?
Several
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
