To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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